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		<title>Princeton Professor / Poet Paul Muldoon&#8217;s Analysis of Ke$ha&#8217;s Tik Tok</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 03:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent</dc:creator>
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<p>&#8220;&#8230;one of the most seminal, interesting, and frankly deeply beautiful songs in the last twenty years, and that is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs">Ke$ha&#8217;s Tik Tok</a>.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m with Coco</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 04:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really like Conan O&#8217;Brien and enjoy his work a lot, so I&#8217;m going to take his side on the whole Jay Leno / NBC / Conan debacle. It&#8217;s a shame that his chance at the Tonight Show didn&#8217;t last too long. If you&#8217;re not in a reading mood, watch Letterman try and explain this [...]


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<p>I really like Conan O&#8217;Brien and enjoy his work a lot, so I&#8217;m going to take his side on the whole <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tonight_Show_host_and_timeslot_controversy" target="_blank">Jay Leno / NBC / Conan debacle</a>. It&#8217;s a shame that his chance at the Tonight Show didn&#8217;t last too long.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re not in a reading mood, watch Letterman try and explain this through his stream of consciousness:</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m not too worried about Conan though &#8211; he&#8217;s a real talent and wherever he decides to go, I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll do well.</p>


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		<title>Official: Twilight&#8217;s Bella &amp; Edward Are In An Abusive Relationship &#8211; twilight &#8211; io9</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Vincent</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[i&#8217;ve always have a nagging feeling that this is the case&#8230; and now, what do you know: According to the National Domestic Violence hotline, these are some signs that you may be in an emotionally or physically abusive relationship. Does your partner: * Look at you or act in ways that scare you? Check. * [...]


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<p>i&#8217;ve always have a nagging feeling that this is the case&#8230; and now, what do you know:</p>
<blockquote><p>According to the National Domestic Violence hotline, these are some signs that you may be in an emotionally or physically abusive relationship.</p>
<p>Does your partner:</p>
<p>* Look at you or act in ways that scare you?</p>
<p>Check.</p>
<p>* Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?</p>
<p>&#8220;Stay away from the werewolves. I love you.&#8221;</p>
<p>* Make all of the decisions?</p>
<p>Check.</p>
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<p>* Act like the abuse is no big deal, it&#8217;s your fault, or even deny doing it?</p>
<p>&#8220;If I wasn&#8217;t so attracted to you, I wouldn&#8217;t have to break up with you.&#8221;</p>
<p>* Threaten to commit suicide?</p>
<p>&#8220;I just can&#8217;t live without you. In fact, I&#8217;ll run to Italy and try suicide by vampire if anything happens to you.&#8221;</p>
<p>* Threaten to kill you?</p>
<p>On their first date.</p>
<p>These are some more signs of an abusive relationship.</p>
<p>Has your partner&#8230;</p>
<p>* Tried to isolate you from family or friends.</p>
<p>Bella doesn&#8217;t have time for anyone else!</p>
<p>* Damaged property when angry (thrown objects, punched walls, kicked doors, etc.).</p>
<p>Check.</p>
<p>* Pushed, slapped, bitten, kicked or choked you.</p>
<p>Does tossing her through a glass table count?</p>
<p>* Abandoned you in a dangerous or unfamiliar place.</p>
<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re breaking up. And I&#8217;m leaving you in the forest.&#8221;</p>
<p>* Scared you by driving recklessly.</p>
<p>Check.</p>
<p>* Forced you to leave your home.</p>
<p>She had to run away with him to flee from the other vampires in the first movie, and she had to drop everything and run to Italy in the second.</p>
<p>* Prevented you from calling police or seeking medical attention.</p>
<p>Check. Even in the hospital, nothing is a big deal.</p>
<p>* Views women as objects and believes in rigid gender roles.</p>
<p>Well, they are Mormon&#8230; (I know, I know, cheap shot.)</p>
<p>* Accuses you of cheating or is often jealous of your outside relationships.</p>
<p>Check, wolf-boy.</p>
<p>Now I&#8217;m pissed. According to the NDVH, &#8220;If you answered ‘yes&#8217; to even one of these questions, you may be in an abusive relationship.&#8221; This list is fifteen.</p></blockquote>
<p>via <a href="http://io9.com/5413428/official-twilights-bella--edward-are-in-an-abusive-relationship">Official: Twilight&#8217;s Bella &amp; Edward Are In An Abusive Relationship &#8211; twilight &#8211; io9</a>.</p>


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		<title>super emo friends</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><a rel="attachment wp-att-161" href="http://blog.chanv.net/2009/11/super-emo-friends/emo3/"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-161" title="emo3" src="http://blog.chanv.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/emo3.PNG" alt="emo3" width="400" height="268" /></a></p>


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		<title>what kind of twilight personality are you?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[hi twilight fans! now that new moon is out, ever wonder what kind of twilight personality you have? try this quiz and FIND OUT! question: are you team edward or team jacob? find out your twilight personality by clicking the links! Related posts:Official: Twilight&#8217;s Bella &#038; Edward Are In An Abusive Relationship &#8211; twilight &#8211; [...]


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<p>hi twilight fans! now that <a href="http://www.twilightthemovie.com/" target="_blank">new moon</a> is out, ever wonder what kind of twilight personality you have? try this quiz and FIND OUT!</p>
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<p>question: are you <a href="http://is.gd/51hKa" target="_blank">team edward</a> or <a href="http://is.gd/51hIX" target="_blank">team jacob</a>?</p>
<p>find out your twilight personality by clicking the links!</p>


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